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| Eh...But who actually gets on this Zanga thing, anyway? | | |
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Hello again and welcome to my show. Today went bad...I got my report card and it was ugly. Two C's. I'm going to be in trouble. Maybe, there's a way not to show my parents my report card. But...eh, who am I kidding? My sister will show my parents hers and then my rents will ask for mine. But, my parents can't do anything to me because I'm a straight up sizzler. Straight from the 'hood. 100% real. No one can beat it! Guaranteed. And if someone does try to beat it, they won't even come close. Cuz they'll try to run from me, but I'll just pick them up and shake them like a dog...until they can't even think. Anyway, back to life. I hope that I graduate on time because if I don't, then I will be in big trouble with my parents and with my future plans. But i don't know if I will because I made two C's. C's are sooooooo awful. They don't belong on my report card. I don't make C's. Now I feel like a bum and I should probably get a head start of where I'm gunna be...on the street. I will try to bum money from every single person/thing that I see. But, it's alright because I think that I'll be very successful on the street. I have great communication skills and I have a great, shiny face so people will notice me better. See, I won't be one of those bums who just sit there and coward under the highway. I'll be a top-of-the-knotch type thing. I can't wait. And I can get a lot of my friends to join and come with me...and anybody who reads this can come too! It'll be a great journey...a journey I know that you'll never forget. We can go all around the world...because we're what? BUMS!!! We can do what we want. And when I get tired of being a bum, then I can do something bad so I can get imprisoned and eat free food and talk with guys who haven't seen a woman in twenty years. But, I know that'll never happen cuz I'm too good for that. Well, that's pretty much what was on my mind...and now I have new stuff on my mind, but I'm too lazy to type it.
Daniel | | |
| Hey guys, ummm...well nothin's been goin' on, really. I got a 79 in Geometry and that sucks 'cuz that means I'm grounded. But, I have Ms. Weaver, what did you expect. She's like old fashioned and doesn't like to round grades. But anyways, I'm headed up to church tonight so see ya'. | | |
| Umm...this news just in (last night) PCO (not North) just TOOK STATE in basketball. I knew they would do it and they did. Boom baby! | | |
| Hmmm...and all that talk from Danny Porter. He kept on promising that North would take state and they can't even get past Jenks. He told me to ignore what he said, but he talked too much mess for me not to ignore it. Yeah, Danny, you know what? NORTH SUCKS AND YOU GUYS COULDN'T GET PAST THE FIRST ROUND. Oh yeah, and for the record, PCO just topped Santa Fe by 20. PCO will take state, not North. PCO showed tonight that they are by far the best team in the state. I'd love to see Union put up a fight, but I don't think it'll happen. Oh yeah, Jenks (the team north got beat by) didn't even advance after that. I told you Danny, reality is more real than fantasy. Fantasy was the world you were living in. And now, North got beat and O smashed the rich wolverines. You know the old saying, "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em." Well, I would've loved for you to jump on PCO's bandwagon at the beginning of the year, but now it's too late. But hey, don't get your feelings hurt, we all lose sometimes (except PCO).
Daniel
P.S. You know I love you. I hope your throat doesn't hurt too bad after your surgery. | | |
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